Green-brain Politicians' Democracy, Protecting Taiwan, and Sovereignty V.S. the KMT's Democracy, Protecting Taiwan, and Sovereignty

The article uses a rhythmic jingle to satirize the DPP (referred to as 'Green-brain politicians') for frequently using slogans such as 'democracy,' 'protecting Taiwan,' and 'sovereignty' during election periods, suggesting their purpose is to cover up misdeeds or engage in political mobilization. The author then writes a KMT version, arguing that the KMT does not need to shout these slogans because the 'Republic of China' IS already democratic, IS already protecting Taiwan (from the victory over Japanese aggression to the defense of Taiwan, Penghu, Kinmen, and Matsu), and has LONG possessed sovereignty. The article criticizes the KMT's weakness on these issues as being caused by the DPP's political manipulation and satirizes the Chinese habit of 'bullying family members' rather than blaming international powers.